2005 Most Like Trotter Award

2006 Most in Need of a Shave Award

2007 Gangsta Award

""Be strong and of a good courage, fear not, nor be afraid of them: for
the LORD your God, he it is that does go with you; he will not fail you, nor
forsake you."
-Deuteronomy 31:6

"Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I
have to be liked. But it's not like this compulsive need to be liked. Like my need
to be praised."
- Michael Scott

"You're forgetting, Lindsay, that as a psychiatrist, I was a professional twice over
- an analyst and a therapist. The world's first 'analrapist'."
-Tobias Funke